Bollocks!

I had a nasty little accident last night - crushed my right testicle turning over in bed. Was in agony for hours 'til my brother got me some painkillers...woke up not that long ago and will be heading into A&E later. I thought I was going to die last night...you do not want to wish that pain even on your worst enemies! I can only hope that I haven't done any serious damage down there...